1 00:00:00,184 --> 00:00:01,476 Well, we need to locate all written information 2 00:00:01,559 --> 00:00:02,726 relevant to this investigation. 3 00:00:02,809 --> 00:00:04,934 Are you aware of any document destruction? 4 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,267 You know what? I really need to pee! 5 00:00:08,934 --> 00:00:12,017 I'm gonna have to fight now for every fucking shareholder vote. 6 00:00:12,225 --> 00:00:13,392 Coochie-fucking-coo. 7 00:00:13,476 --> 00:00:15,601 Yeah, I haven't seen him like this for a while. 8 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:17,559 You wanna stay over or what? 9 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,184 RHEA JARRELL: Isn't now the time to just let him know 10 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:21,225 you have options? 11 00:00:21,309 --> 00:00:23,351 I happen to know there's a media operation 12 00:00:23,434 --> 00:00:25,059 in need of a new CEO. 13 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:26,601 Uh, me? At Pierce? 14 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,184 KENDALL ROY: Have you seen this? 15 00:00:28,559 --> 00:00:30,851 They're saying you punched him, which caused him, in effect, 16 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:32,309 to drive his car into the river. 17 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:35,100 HUGO BAKER: How about we offer a visit to the family? 18 00:00:36,809 --> 00:00:39,434 Actually, Ken, why don't you come in with me? 19 00:00:40,643 --> 00:00:42,184 We should stick together on this. 20 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:43,392 Don't you agree? 21 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:47,434 Dad? I need to ask, is it still me? 22 00:00:47,809 --> 00:00:50,684 You know that I want this, and that I can do it. 23 00:00:50,934 --> 00:00:52,601 Then why are you fucking me about? 24 00:00:52,809 --> 00:00:53,934 The Pierce job. 25 00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:56,434 Hey, Ken. I think we've got a problem. 26 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:04,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 27 00:01:05,726 --> 00:01:07,975 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 28 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:40,975 (TAPPING ON GLASS) 29 00:02:41,059 --> 00:02:44,643 We want to thank you for coming to this first preview 30 00:02:44,726 --> 00:02:46,184 of Willa's baby, 31 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,100 'cause it isn't easy to... 32 00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:51,309 to give birth in front of a thousand people. 33 00:02:51,392 --> 00:02:52,643 So... anyway. 34 00:02:52,726 --> 00:02:56,559 Uh... But I-- I have to say, I could... 35 00:02:57,809 --> 00:02:59,851 watch it all day. 36 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:02,017 -(WILLA CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) -CONNOR ROY: And if you're talking with your friends, 37 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,851 remember, a lot of the lines you heard were placeholders. 38 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,975 -Correct? -That's right, yeah, um... 39 00:03:06,059 --> 00:03:08,351 I-- I had a virus, so... 40 00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:09,768 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, I think it's like, 41 00:03:09,851 --> 00:03:12,184 maybe 30, 40 percent improvement 42 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:15,768 when-- if I, you know, get to full... power. 43 00:03:15,851 --> 00:03:17,517 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 44 00:03:17,601 --> 00:03:19,684 Yeah, but the cast, amazing. 45 00:03:19,768 --> 00:03:21,684 -(APPLAUSE) -CONNOR: Absolutely. 46 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:25,809 But previews, so, you know, watch this space. 47 00:03:25,893 --> 00:03:27,559 -WILLA: Thank-- Thank you. -CONNOR: Thank you. 48 00:03:27,643 --> 00:03:29,392 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 49 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,351 -(SUCKS TEETH) Fuck. -You okay? 50 00:03:31,434 --> 00:03:34,142 SHIV ROY: Yeah, just Rhea. She's like fucking knotweed. 51 00:03:34,225 --> 00:03:35,392 Dad's plaque thing. 52 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,100 Oh, yeah, the little Dundee dinner. 53 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,059 -Trip to Scotland, 50 years in the biz. -SHIV: Mm. 54 00:03:39,142 --> 00:03:41,476 Yeah, not so little anymore. She went full on. 55 00:03:41,559 --> 00:03:43,893 She's turning it into a fucking surprise party, 56 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:45,434 Rhea-produced Logan-athon. 57 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,351 I would tell your dad that she's a traitorous viper 58 00:03:48,434 --> 00:03:50,392 and that she stabbed you in the back. 59 00:03:50,476 --> 00:03:51,559 Oh, come on. 60 00:03:51,643 --> 00:03:53,059 Go whining to Logan? 61 00:03:53,142 --> 00:03:54,726 Come-- I need to be smarter than that. 62 00:03:54,809 --> 00:03:56,225 -Hey. -SHIV: Hey. 63 00:03:56,309 --> 00:03:57,476 (BREATHES SHARPLY) 64 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:02,059 -(INHALES DEEPLY) -TOM WAMSGANS: Who's that? 65 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,309 Huh? 66 00:04:05,643 --> 00:04:08,225 Is that... "him"? 67 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,225 -Him who? -"Him who?" 68 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:12,267 -Look at you. -(SHIV MUTTERS) 69 00:04:14,309 --> 00:04:16,559 -SHIV: What? No. -Are you sweating? 70 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:17,726 It's construction sand, 71 00:04:17,809 --> 00:04:19,142 and it's supposed to be desert sand. 72 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:23,267 -I mean, can we fix that? -Sure. 73 00:04:23,351 --> 00:04:24,643 Willa. Hey. 74 00:04:24,726 --> 00:04:26,184 -WILLA: Hi. -I just want to say congrats. 75 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:29,684 I didn't realize, but that was, uh, you know? 76 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:31,100 -You're a playwright. -(CHUCKLES) 77 00:04:31,184 --> 00:04:32,601 -Thank you. Yeah... -Yeah. 78 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:34,559 I mean, I've always told you I'm a playwright. 79 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:36,601 Yeah, but, you know, Roman's, like... 80 00:04:36,684 --> 00:04:38,059 "written a screenplay." 81 00:04:38,142 --> 00:04:39,601 -Thanks, bro. -Yeah. Yeah. 82 00:04:39,684 --> 00:04:42,267 This is the worst it'll be. It can only get better. 83 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:43,392 Right, okay. 84 00:04:46,601 --> 00:04:49,934 KENDALL ROY: Hey, so, Con, who-- who's, um... 85 00:04:50,017 --> 00:04:51,893 Who's that chick that Willa's talking to right now? 86 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:53,768 Oh, Jennifer? Yeah, she's one of 'em. 87 00:04:53,851 --> 00:04:56,142 She's one of the wackjobs, the actors... 88 00:04:56,225 --> 00:04:57,726 but no, yeah, she's fantastic. 89 00:04:57,809 --> 00:05:01,100 She's just got this unbelievable gift for... 90 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:03,059 -pretending. -She was amazing. 91 00:05:03,142 --> 00:05:04,643 Oh. Uh-huh. You okay? 92 00:05:04,726 --> 00:05:06,851 Hey, I'm drowning in pussy and everything's golden. 93 00:05:06,934 --> 00:05:08,059 Well, that's great, Kenny. 94 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,225 -Hey, uh... -Hey. 95 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,768 -Ken. -Yeah. 96 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:12,517 Did you get this email from Rhea about the tribute videos? 97 00:05:12,601 --> 00:05:14,017 -Ooh, uh-huh. -Yeah, and you know that she's-- 98 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,559 she's lunching Sid and Laird, right? 99 00:05:16,643 --> 00:05:17,726 KENDALL: Mm-hm. 100 00:05:18,893 --> 00:05:20,476 SHIV: I mean... 101 00:05:20,559 --> 00:05:22,934 Shiv, look. It's all changing all the time-- 102 00:05:23,017 --> 00:05:25,809 -Oh. Oh, okay. So, you're like-- you're out of the game... -So, like, no big deal. 103 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,559 ...and you're just stockpiling lentils and-- 104 00:05:27,643 --> 00:05:29,851 -and hoarding antibiotics? -No, that's not what I'm saying. 105 00:05:29,934 --> 00:05:31,476 I'm just saying it's all good, you know? 106 00:05:31,559 --> 00:05:32,975 It's like there's nothing new under the sun. 107 00:05:33,059 --> 00:05:35,684 Sorry, will you excuse me for just a moment? 108 00:05:38,559 --> 00:05:41,142 My father has always been my greatest champion 109 00:05:41,225 --> 00:05:42,559 and my hero. 110 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,351 Congratulations on 50 years at the top of the biz. 111 00:05:45,434 --> 00:05:47,351 I love you, Dad. 112 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:50,434 Nice. Uh... You want to try one more? 113 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,726 (CLICKS TONGUE) Why? 114 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:58,184 No, uh, that was perfect, uh, just... 115 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:01,142 didn't know if-- if you-- you wanted one more. 116 00:06:01,225 --> 00:06:03,768 If it was perfect, why would I want one more? 117 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:07,517 I just-- I meant, um... 118 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:10,476 Why don't we do just one more where... 119 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:14,309 maybe you really, like, sell how-- how you're feeling? 120 00:06:15,934 --> 00:06:17,184 Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. 121 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:18,434 All right. Take four. 122 00:06:19,684 --> 00:06:21,225 (IN CARTOONISH VOICE) What up, prick licks? 123 00:06:21,309 --> 00:06:22,893 It's me, Dr. Moron. 124 00:06:22,975 --> 00:06:26,142 I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick 125 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:27,601 and my dad hates all of you. 126 00:06:27,684 --> 00:06:29,392 Fucky-go-bye-bye. (NORMAL VOICE) How was that? 127 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,142 Was that good? 128 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,809 CONNOR: It's interesting that Dad's agreed 129 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,975 to go back to Scotland for this dedication dinner. 130 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:36,934 -Yeah. -CONNOR: He didn't have it easy. 131 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:38,100 Mm-hm. 132 00:06:38,184 --> 00:06:39,684 He had to shit outside, right? 133 00:06:41,142 --> 00:06:43,517 Sometimes, I think I'll never truly understand Dad 134 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:44,809 until I shit outside. 135 00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:46,601 I doubt that squatting over a storm drain 136 00:06:46,684 --> 00:06:48,100 is going to crack the case on him. 137 00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:50,059 I just said, "I love you, Dad," like ten times in a row. 138 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:52,100 I think that doubles my lifetime count. 139 00:06:52,184 --> 00:06:55,100 Hey, what do you reckon, Rome, Dad boning Rhea? 140 00:06:55,184 --> 00:06:56,768 ROMAN ROY: Can't wrap my head around that. 141 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,392 Too steamy. Too hot. 142 00:06:58,476 --> 00:07:01,726 We should all talk about what this means... 143 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:03,434 for us, you know? 144 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:06,267 We're-- You know, we're all sensing a shift, right? 145 00:07:06,351 --> 00:07:07,643 (COFFEE POURING) 146 00:07:07,726 --> 00:07:09,768 Well, Gerri says she looks like the new thing. 147 00:07:09,851 --> 00:07:12,267 CONNOR: Well, it happens Gerri was the new thing once. 148 00:07:12,351 --> 00:07:14,225 -CONNOR: Remember? -SHIV: Huh. 149 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,851 You think he ever boned Gerri? 150 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,225 I don't know. 151 00:07:18,309 --> 00:07:19,893 I just think we need to be careful. 152 00:07:19,975 --> 00:07:21,267 Aw, what's wrong? 153 00:07:21,351 --> 00:07:23,476 You all wedgied up because Rhea stood on your back 154 00:07:23,559 --> 00:07:25,392 and worked your arms like an elliptical? 155 00:07:25,476 --> 00:07:27,184 (CONNOR AND ROMAN LAUGH) 156 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:30,601 I'm just saying, I wonder if we should have a plan, 157 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,726 you know, in case Dad does something rash. 158 00:07:32,809 --> 00:07:34,017 Connor, we're ready for you. 159 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,975 CONNOR: Oh. Okay. Wish me luck. 160 00:07:37,059 --> 00:07:43,309 Hey, Dad. It's me, Connor Roy, your son. 161 00:07:43,392 --> 00:07:47,601 I just want to say that you've always been my superhero, Dad. 162 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,559 You fight the bad guys and you always win. 163 00:07:51,809 --> 00:07:53,100 I know we don't get to spend 164 00:07:53,184 --> 00:07:55,768 as much time together one-on-one as we'd like, 165 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,643 and that makes me sad, 166 00:07:58,726 --> 00:08:01,684 but I'm unbelievably proud to be your son. 167 00:08:01,768 --> 00:08:04,517 I super love you, Super-Dad. 168 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:09,142 Hey, what's up? 169 00:08:09,225 --> 00:08:10,893 (LOUDLY) Hey, how are you? Loud! 170 00:08:10,975 --> 00:08:13,059 -What? -And you're wearing the same clothes as yesterday. 171 00:08:13,142 --> 00:08:14,601 You want us to think you got laid. 172 00:08:14,684 --> 00:08:15,975 -Nice try. -(KENDALL CHUCKLES) 173 00:08:16,059 --> 00:08:18,059 -CONNOR: Hey, Ken. -KENDALL: Hey. 174 00:08:18,142 --> 00:08:20,434 Siobhan's planning to kill Rhea. 175 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:21,809 Uh... No. I'm not. 176 00:08:21,893 --> 00:08:23,726 We're having a discussion. There's no plan. 177 00:08:23,809 --> 00:08:25,975 I'm just encouraging us to assess our options. 178 00:08:26,059 --> 00:08:28,392 Okay. Is that our business? 179 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:31,851 The business with our name on it, is it our business? 180 00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:34,601 I don't know. If-- You know, if Dad's into it... 181 00:08:34,684 --> 00:08:38,768 Like, whatever he thinks is usually pretty on target. 182 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,309 Okay, well, I think Rhea is dangerous, 183 00:08:41,392 --> 00:08:42,851 and I think we need to stop her. 184 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:44,975 Well, it-- it's clear you need to stop her. 185 00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,809 What if she sells the company for parts? 186 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,225 Eight weeks ago, 187 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:50,100 Dad was ready to kick over the whole sandcastle-- 188 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:51,684 ROMAN: He didn't though, did he? 189 00:08:51,768 --> 00:08:53,975 Struck a little deal on the side instead, Shiv. 190 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:56,851 All right. You know what? We need to put feelings aside and call a family truce, 191 00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:59,768 because we need to fuck her from 100 different directions 192 00:08:59,851 --> 00:09:02,184 at a thousand miles an hour. I'm serious. 193 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,851 Uh... Kendall. 194 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,184 Yeah, I mean, I guess... 195 00:09:06,267 --> 00:09:09,142 it would be nice to keep it in the family. 196 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,059 ROMAN: Oh, Ken. Maybe tell that heartwarming story 197 00:09:13,142 --> 00:09:16,142 about how you tried to kill him and take over the company. 198 00:09:16,225 --> 00:09:18,017 That ought to moisten the old peepers. 199 00:09:23,975 --> 00:09:25,184 So, Connor, I, um-- 200 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,476 Do you know the sand that's in Sands? 201 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,851 You mean the nine metric tons of Gypsum white 202 00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:32,142 they gouged me for 5.29 a bag? 203 00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:34,559 Sure, I know the sand. 204 00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:36,851 So, I was sitting pretty close to the stage, 205 00:09:36,934 --> 00:09:39,267 and so, I-- I had great seats, 206 00:09:39,351 --> 00:09:42,267 and, um-- and I think there's something maybe living in it, 207 00:09:42,351 --> 00:09:44,809 like per-- perhaps thriving in the sand, 208 00:09:44,893 --> 00:09:46,517 uh, like sand mites, maybe? 209 00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:50,351 I know nothing about that and bear no legal responsibility. 210 00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:52,225 You'll have to talk to the sand supplier, 211 00:09:52,309 --> 00:09:53,601 like everyone else. 212 00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:55,517 GREG HIRSCH: Yeah, that's cool, that's cool, um... 213 00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:57,476 (GREG SIGHS) 214 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:01,768 Three thousand miles to pose with signage. 215 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,142 Thank fuck I'm not busy. 216 00:10:03,225 --> 00:10:04,517 You could still cancel. 217 00:10:04,601 --> 00:10:06,768 LOGAN ROY: No, no, no. Rhea's smart on this. 218 00:10:06,851 --> 00:10:11,059 A little dinner, push 50 years experience, 50 years growth. 219 00:10:11,142 --> 00:10:14,601 Stress the experience. History. 220 00:10:14,684 --> 00:10:18,017 A platform on which to make a strategic announcement. 221 00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:22,893 Logan. 222 00:10:23,851 --> 00:10:25,392 Before we settle in, 223 00:10:25,476 --> 00:10:28,643 um, there's a small matter we wanted to make you aware of. 224 00:10:28,726 --> 00:10:30,184 Uh-huh. 225 00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:33,643 A former cruise employee, James Weissel in accounting, 226 00:10:33,726 --> 00:10:36,392 uh, so quite inside the payments and so on, 227 00:10:36,476 --> 00:10:39,517 seems to have gotten spooked by a lawsuit, 228 00:10:39,601 --> 00:10:42,559 and seems like he might be about to talk. 229 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,142 I thought we had this all sewn up. 230 00:10:44,225 --> 00:10:47,392 -I said I hoped-- -(YELLS) Don't... interrupt me. 231 00:10:47,476 --> 00:10:49,225 You told me this was all sewn up. 232 00:10:49,309 --> 00:10:51,142 Why am I only hearing about this now? 233 00:10:51,225 --> 00:10:54,309 He was across the Caribbean '90s situation, 234 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,726 the payouts and all the other operations. 235 00:10:56,809 --> 00:10:59,392 And then he went up the ladder. 236 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:01,100 He knows about the shadow logs. 237 00:11:01,184 --> 00:11:04,934 He supervised a number of "Mo aftermaths." 238 00:11:05,017 --> 00:11:07,684 Okay. Okay. Give him the storm warning. 239 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:11,309 Get rat-fucker Sam to give him the talk, 240 00:11:11,392 --> 00:11:15,559 "We have endless resources. We will destroy your life." 241 00:11:17,768 --> 00:11:20,059 -Who knows? -Kendall, Karl. 242 00:11:20,142 --> 00:11:21,726 -Rhea? -No. Nope. 243 00:11:21,809 --> 00:11:23,267 Good. 244 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:25,559 I really don't want this shit in my ears, you know? 245 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,851 Figure it out. 246 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,100 (SCOFFS) 247 00:11:30,768 --> 00:11:33,225 SHIV: So, Rhea really took the reins 248 00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:35,017 on this weekend planning, huh? 249 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:37,476 Yeah. She's been very active. 250 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:40,975 Well... (INHALES SHARPLY) Must be tough for you, though. 251 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,392 How so? 252 00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:45,309 I just... 253 00:11:45,392 --> 00:11:48,267 I know how he can be when he has a new enthusiasm. 254 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,768 Don't worry about me. 255 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:54,975 I'm not a child. 256 00:11:56,434 --> 00:12:00,434 I don't piss on the carpet every time it thunders. 257 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:05,809 I just think we share some similar interests. 258 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,726 I mean, is it okay to let her do this much planning? 259 00:12:08,809 --> 00:12:13,351 If she wants to throw him a big surprise party, 260 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:14,851 who am I to spoil it? 261 00:12:23,975 --> 00:12:27,142 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 262 00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:43,017 Ah. (CHUCKLES) The bandstand. 263 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:46,684 -What happened there, Pa? -Huh? 264 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,225 Oh... uh, different things. 265 00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:54,309 Yeah, a lot of, uh... Yeah. Hey. 266 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:59,225 You and Ewan were lucky to make it out to Canada. 267 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:01,684 (GROANS) Wasn't such a fucking hootenanny there either. 268 00:13:03,225 --> 00:13:06,517 Nah. This place... 269 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:11,684 I look around and... I don't know. 270 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:18,809 We came back for, um... when my mother died, 271 00:13:18,893 --> 00:13:21,726 but it was all so... complicated. 272 00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:24,434 You can't explain it. 273 00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:27,434 It's not what you think. 274 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,142 You look at the old pictures 275 00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:32,601 and they want you to think it's all so fucking simple, 276 00:13:32,684 --> 00:13:36,809 but it was... well, it was... 277 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:40,309 (SIGHS) It was, um-- I don't know what it was. 278 00:13:40,392 --> 00:13:43,100 It was, um... 279 00:13:43,184 --> 00:13:48,893 (SIGHS) It wasn't... what they say, you know? 280 00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:53,059 Tell us a story, though. 281 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:55,017 -Story? -Yeah, from back in the day. 282 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,392 Oh, yeah? 283 00:13:56,476 --> 00:14:00,934 What, you want a bit about, uh, old fucking Rosebud? 284 00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:04,768 Rosebud is a dollar bill. 285 00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:09,934 It's whatever it took to get me the fuck out of here. 286 00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:15,643 Good story, Dad. 287 00:14:16,684 --> 00:14:19,309 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 288 00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:30,601 HOTEL MANAGER: Madam. 289 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,476 Mr. Roy. 290 00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,142 A pleasure to welcome you home. 291 00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:37,309 Oh, I don't recall people shedding a tear when I left, 292 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:39,100 -but thank you. -Thank you, sir. 293 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,893 Hello. 294 00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:44,517 -HUGO BAKER: Hello, Rhea. -RHEA JARRELL: Hugo. 295 00:14:44,601 --> 00:14:46,225 -Thank you for organizing this. -Great to see-- 296 00:14:46,309 --> 00:14:47,601 Oh, my pleasure. 297 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,392 So, are you a person who, uh, can't look 298 00:14:49,476 --> 00:14:51,267 someone in the eye after you've fucked them? 299 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,684 I acted in good faith. 300 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,975 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah. 301 00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:56,559 Yeah, I mean, that's what's truly scary, 302 00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:57,851 'cause I think you believe that. 303 00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,434 What, do you outsource your fuckery? 304 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,309 You got the right brain for your TED Talks, 305 00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:03,809 -left brain for your killings? -That's very unfair. 306 00:15:03,893 --> 00:15:06,392 (SCOFFS, CHUCKLES) Oh, well, I feel bad now. 307 00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:09,643 I put you forward to Pierce, and it got out of hand. 308 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:11,893 Your dad obviously felt out of the loop 309 00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:13,434 and it wasn't as I intended. 310 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:15,100 Yeah, I hear you're putting some names together 311 00:15:15,184 --> 00:15:18,267 -for Dad's CEO search. -Uh-huh, various individuals. 312 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,684 Including yourself? 313 00:15:19,768 --> 00:15:23,601 Well, the pool is small for this type of position. 314 00:15:23,684 --> 00:15:26,517 Oh. Yeah. Wow. What a surprise. 315 00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:27,809 He needs someone 316 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,434 before the shareholder meeting. You know that. 317 00:15:29,517 --> 00:15:31,100 SHIV: Yeah, and I wonder which way you're leaning. 318 00:15:31,184 --> 00:15:32,643 Who's catching your eye to recommend? 319 00:15:32,726 --> 00:15:35,601 You leaning towards someone, say, like me 320 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,934 who wants to kill you, 321 00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:38,893 or... yourself, 322 00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:41,351 for a second chance at a multi-million-dollar payday? 323 00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,517 I'm intrigued. Keep me posted. 324 00:15:45,684 --> 00:15:49,351 So, are you hearing anything majorly major 325 00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:52,351 about big shit or whatever through the shit-vine? 326 00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:54,267 In what sense? 327 00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:58,517 In the sense of the little blonde goblin. 328 00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,893 Is she about to gobble up all the power? 329 00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:05,559 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 330 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:07,934 (SIGHS) 331 00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,559 So, um, Frank is concerned. 332 00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:12,184 He says this feels like something new. 333 00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:13,975 ROMAN: Yeah, but he does this, right? 334 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,893 Dad. I mean, remember when he bought that chick a harp? 335 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,601 Oh, Sally Anne? 336 00:16:18,684 --> 00:16:20,100 She didn't even know how to play it. 337 00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:21,643 This is something else. 338 00:16:21,726 --> 00:16:22,934 He's losing focus. 339 00:16:23,017 --> 00:16:25,225 Out to dinner four nights a week. 340 00:16:25,309 --> 00:16:27,643 The shareholder vote is going to be close. 341 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:29,975 If the board gets replaced, it'll be a clean sweep. 342 00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:31,309 We could do with options. 343 00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:33,851 I've made sure that Eduard is invited. 344 00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:35,517 Could you seduce? 345 00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:37,517 (CLOCKS TONGUE) Uh... I don't know. 346 00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:38,893 Do you find me seductive? 347 00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:41,684 I can give him a rim. 348 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,309 -I could rim with vim. -Could they take us private? 349 00:16:44,392 --> 00:16:48,100 Hmm. They want us to open up a propaganda news operation. 350 00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,726 GERRI KELLMAN: It's that serious, Roman. 351 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,351 We get the money, boom. Much less oversight. 352 00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:55,559 ROMAN: Hmm? Okay. Well, I will... 353 00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:57,975 I will talk to him, then. 354 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,601 Oh, and, um, one more thing, real quick. 355 00:17:01,684 --> 00:17:04,517 Should we... get married? 356 00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:05,851 What? 357 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,934 You know, not that. Like, an equivalent. 358 00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:11,267 Uh... A thing, like I abduct you and force you to live with me. 359 00:17:12,392 --> 00:17:13,934 Uh... That's not equivalent. 360 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:15,351 Well, then, you kill me, 361 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,267 you chop my dick off, you know, something. 362 00:17:17,351 --> 00:17:19,225 I'm kidding but you know what I'm saying. 363 00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:22,684 Uh... You eat me, I eat you, like they do in Germany. 364 00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:25,392 Anyway, lot to think about, I get it. So, let it... 365 00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:27,434 Bye. 366 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,225 (PHONE RINGING) 367 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,559 -Hey. -KENDALL: Hey, so, 368 00:17:30,643 --> 00:17:32,975 it hasn't worn off, right? 369 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:35,184 Like, that was a century-defining fuck. 370 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,309 -Who is this again? -KENDALL: Jennifer, Jennifer. 371 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:38,934 All right. So, what are we going to do here? 372 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,517 I feel like we should maybe buy an island, 373 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:45,517 put in a giant island sized bed, and just make love all day. 374 00:17:45,601 --> 00:17:46,851 (LAUGHS) 375 00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:48,809 You ever been to Dundee? You wanna come to Dundee? 376 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,225 What about my play? 377 00:17:50,309 --> 00:17:51,601 The play? Uh... 378 00:17:51,684 --> 00:17:54,100 I mean, it's, like, two nights off. Come on. 379 00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:55,851 It's not Arthur Miller, right? 380 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:58,643 And, uh, I kinda own a movie studio. 381 00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:01,643 Um... Where is Dundee? 382 00:18:01,726 --> 00:18:03,267 How about you look it up on your phone 383 00:18:03,351 --> 00:18:05,309 on the way to the airfield, because I'm sending you a driver 384 00:18:05,392 --> 00:18:07,726 and I'm getting you a jet ride over here tonight. 385 00:18:07,809 --> 00:18:11,351 LOGAN: Oh, the tap water used to taste sensational. 386 00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,059 -It's changed. -Mm-hm. 387 00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:14,726 MAN: Mr. Roy. You have a second? 388 00:18:14,809 --> 00:18:16,975 -LOGAN: Oh, sure. -MAN: Transportation to the streets... 389 00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:18,601 RHEA: Marcia, you look lovely. 390 00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:20,476 MARCIA ROY: Oh, thank you. 391 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,934 Uh... So... 392 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,601 I have something I wanted to ask you. 393 00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:27,142 RHEA: Uh-huh. 394 00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:30,517 Are you regularly tested for sexually transmitted diseases? 395 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,392 Excuse me? (CHUCKLES) 396 00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:36,517 He and I still sleep together. 397 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,267 I don't know what he tells you. 398 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,934 I'm sorry, I-- I don't know what you're talking about. 399 00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:45,267 So, I will be more relaxed to know that you are clean. 400 00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:47,601 I don't know who else you're screwing. 401 00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:50,476 This-- This isn't appropriate to-- to talk of-- 402 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:52,643 -of-- of-- Like... -Listen.. 403 00:18:52,726 --> 00:18:57,768 I have fought and I have lost, and I have fought and won, 404 00:18:57,851 --> 00:18:59,643 but when I lose, 405 00:18:59,726 --> 00:19:03,726 the other one will generally lose an eye or a soul. 406 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,309 LOGAN: Hey, uh, sorry. 407 00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:06,934 Sorry, Marcia, uh, 408 00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,476 could you give us five, just before drinks? 409 00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,851 Of course. Thank you, Rhea. 410 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:13,893 (LOGAN SIGHS) 411 00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:17,059 Everything okay? 412 00:19:17,142 --> 00:19:18,893 What's the latest? 413 00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:22,643 Sure. Uh-huh. All good. Honing in. 414 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,476 Uh-huh. Oh, good. Good. 415 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:27,643 I mean, thank you for taking the lead on the little dinner, 416 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,434 all the politics and, you know, what-not. 417 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:35,017 Well, I'm pleased to help, but I'm sensing some turbulence. 418 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,351 Uh-huh. 419 00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:37,643 Shiv. 420 00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:41,142 Oh. Shiv. (CHUCKLES) She runs hot. 421 00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:42,726 She makes boogie men 422 00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:44,684 out of the clothes she dumps on her bedroom floor. 423 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,100 Always has. 424 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:50,434 Well, just as long as you don't mind a bit of feedback. 425 00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:54,601 A few noses are out of joint. Strong French feelings. 426 00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:57,809 I'm worried I might get blinded with a baguette. 427 00:19:57,893 --> 00:20:01,893 ROMAN: Just say Rhea beats her dog or boyfriend or I don't know. 428 00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:03,684 SHIV: Uh... Dad would love that. 429 00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:06,017 The thing you think is ammo is not ammo. 430 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,934 We need to be clear, direct, with a line of attack. 431 00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,434 You know, "liberal, duplicitous." 432 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,392 "She's a two-faced snowflake with cum on her dress." 433 00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:15,392 Tell her to ask about Rose. 434 00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:18,517 -(CHUCKLES) Oh, shit. -ROMAN: (HIGH-PITCHED) Yup! 435 00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:21,559 This sounds schemey. Redolent of thwart. 436 00:20:21,643 --> 00:20:25,017 Yeah. How do you feel about oozing a bit near Rhea? 437 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,476 Just, you know, sorta... 438 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:28,975 Sorta what? 439 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:32,184 Well, you know, get-- get a bit giggly. 440 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,100 Work it. But so that my dad can see. 441 00:20:34,184 --> 00:20:36,309 I mean, it doesn't kill her, but everything helps. 442 00:20:36,392 --> 00:20:40,184 ROMAN: I have this idea that maybe Rhea can mention in a toast. 443 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:42,476 -KENDALL: Lob a little grenade? -ROMAN: Yeah. 444 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,975 Are you pimping me out? 445 00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:48,559 -No, no. Nothing crazy, Tom. -(TOM HUFFS) 446 00:20:48,643 --> 00:20:51,142 Just make her laugh. Work the arms a bit. 447 00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,559 Have a bit of elbow sex. 448 00:20:52,643 --> 00:20:55,142 The woman who my terrifying boss is obsessed with? 449 00:20:55,225 --> 00:20:56,934 You want me to flirt with her? 450 00:20:57,017 --> 00:20:58,934 Tom, come on. Not-- 451 00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:02,768 Not dirty flirty. Just hurty flirty. 452 00:21:02,851 --> 00:21:06,601 ♪ (SMOOTH LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 453 00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:08,768 SHIV: Kendall, you ready to wind up Rhea? 454 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,434 -Did you fuck with her? -Yeah. 455 00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:11,934 Let's try Rose out on her. 456 00:21:12,017 --> 00:21:14,809 See if she gets a clip on the ears. 457 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:20,726 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 458 00:21:22,309 --> 00:21:24,434 -Hey, this is great. It's great. -Yeah, um... 459 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,559 Yeah... (STUTTERS) Do you-- 460 00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:29,851 Do you think it would be okay if I made a little toast? 461 00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:31,476 I mean, I don't want to piss anybody off. 462 00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:32,893 Yeah, absolutely. 463 00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:35,726 You could, um... 464 00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:37,309 You could toast his mother, Helen. 465 00:21:37,392 --> 00:21:39,643 -RHEA: Oh, right. -KENDALL: And, uh... 466 00:21:39,726 --> 00:21:42,142 I don't know, maybe mention Rose, 467 00:21:42,225 --> 00:21:44,643 his sister Rose who is no longer with us. 468 00:21:44,726 --> 00:21:46,559 He might appreciate that. 469 00:21:46,643 --> 00:21:49,100 -(WHISPERS) Thank you. -KENDALL: Yeah, sure. 470 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,643 -(TAPPING ON GLASS) -♪ (MUSIC ENDS) ♪ 471 00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,768 Evening, one and all. 472 00:21:57,975 --> 00:22:01,142 I know I'm the new nut in the trail mix, 473 00:22:01,225 --> 00:22:02,643 but, um... (CHUCKLES) 474 00:22:02,726 --> 00:22:07,392 I just wanted to thank you all for joining, and to... 475 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:11,184 congratulate our implacable plaque unveiler. 476 00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:16,351 And, uh, given tomorrow's honor... 477 00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:19,559 let's raise our glasses to those... 478 00:22:19,643 --> 00:22:21,768 who are with us tonight in absentia. 479 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:25,059 -Logan's mother Helen. -ALL: To Helen. 480 00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:28,434 And his sister Rose. 481 00:22:35,809 --> 00:22:37,809 So... cheers, everyone. (CLEARS THROAT) 482 00:22:37,893 --> 00:22:41,059 -ALL: (SCATTERED) Cheers. -CONNOR: Slàinte mhath. 483 00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,517 -♪ (MUSIC RESTARTS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 484 00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:49,768 TOM: This is some lunch. 485 00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:52,059 ROMAN: Everybody's offended by everything. 486 00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:55,309 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 487 00:22:55,392 --> 00:22:58,267 Wow. Well done. Look at you, fitting right in, 488 00:22:58,351 --> 00:23:02,684 like a camp counselor in my butt when I was 12. 489 00:23:02,768 --> 00:23:04,309 Is that Keats? 490 00:23:05,309 --> 00:23:06,351 Anonymous. 491 00:23:07,975 --> 00:23:09,851 I see your thing. 492 00:23:09,934 --> 00:23:11,392 It's good. It works. 493 00:23:11,476 --> 00:23:14,684 You're kinda like a peppy, fun-gun set to "MILF," 494 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,975 with like, a... 495 00:23:16,059 --> 00:23:18,184 Lean In, woman-y branding thing that works well 496 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:20,768 with the Fitbit-moron-whatever people. 497 00:23:20,851 --> 00:23:23,934 I'm a sort of butterfly in the ointment: 498 00:23:24,975 --> 00:23:26,893 colorful but wriggly. 499 00:23:26,975 --> 00:23:28,768 I could see us collaborating. 500 00:23:28,851 --> 00:23:30,726 Oh, yeah? Yeah, you can see that? 501 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,726 Yeah, buttering up the old dunce, huh? 502 00:23:32,809 --> 00:23:34,975 -Nice work. Fuck off. -No. 503 00:23:36,142 --> 00:23:37,934 -I get your rep. -Mm-hm. 504 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,726 RHEA: Some labels take a while to peel off, 505 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,975 but I happen to think you have the best instincts 506 00:23:42,059 --> 00:23:43,059 of all of them. 507 00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:46,643 Well, bullshit, but thank you. 508 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,267 TOM: Hey, hey, hey. 509 00:23:48,351 --> 00:23:51,476 Hey, this is where the party's at. Look at us, 510 00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:53,601 all the cool and the beautiful people in one spot. 511 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,476 (RHEA AND TOM CHUCKLE) 512 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,142 This is like the VIP area, right here. 513 00:23:58,225 --> 00:24:00,517 Right? It should be, like, cordoned off 514 00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:03,934 with, a-- like, a velvet rope, a bit of VIP bondage. 515 00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:06,017 -(CHUCKLES) -WOMAN: Oh, my goodness. 516 00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:08,643 Hey, Pa, so, listen. 517 00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:11,643 -Uh... The play-- -Yeah, I'm sorry that we, uh-- 518 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,601 -we didn't, um... -No worries. 519 00:24:13,684 --> 00:24:17,059 No, it's just costing a pretty penny and... 520 00:24:17,142 --> 00:24:19,851 a few financial worries starting to bubble. 521 00:24:19,934 --> 00:24:22,184 -Be good to chat. -Yeah, don't worry, son. 522 00:24:22,267 --> 00:24:24,309 I'm sure you'll work it out. 523 00:24:27,059 --> 00:24:31,017 Uh... So... So, Rhea, where's, uh-- where's home for you? 524 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,351 Home was all over. 525 00:24:33,434 --> 00:24:36,142 And did I hear that your mother-- Is this true, 526 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,476 she volunteers for the Democratic Socialists? 527 00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:40,142 TOM: Oh, my! God, folks, watch out, 528 00:24:40,225 --> 00:24:42,142 we've got a libtard in the punch bowl. 529 00:24:42,225 --> 00:24:43,809 (LAUGHTER) 530 00:24:43,893 --> 00:24:45,601 Quick, hide your pay stubs before she takes more federal. 531 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:46,975 (LAUGHTER) 532 00:24:47,059 --> 00:24:50,975 Uh... Yeah, we don't see eye to eye on everything. 533 00:24:51,059 --> 00:24:52,768 Oh, right. 534 00:24:52,851 --> 00:24:55,559 Oh, uh, I'm sorry, none for her. She doesn't drink. 535 00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:58,476 RHEA: Um... 536 00:24:58,559 --> 00:25:00,517 Well, I, uh, sip. 537 00:25:01,643 --> 00:25:04,768 But-- But-- N-- No, not really, no. 538 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:08,142 Oh. Yeah. Sorry, I... 539 00:25:08,225 --> 00:25:10,726 RHEA: Well, not a great deal. Um... 540 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,684 I'm pretty sure, maybe just a drop 541 00:25:12,768 --> 00:25:16,100 if you can fit it in there. (LAUGHS) For a toast. 542 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:18,643 (TAPPING ON GLASS) 543 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,267 Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. 544 00:25:20,351 --> 00:25:22,225 -CONNOR: Well, here's a toast. -RHEA: Oh. Great. 545 00:25:22,309 --> 00:25:25,142 CONNOR: I guess I just wanna say how great it is 546 00:25:25,225 --> 00:25:27,517 to have everyone we know and love in one place 547 00:25:27,601 --> 00:25:29,184 to celebrate our dad's life. 548 00:25:29,267 --> 00:25:30,809 -SHIV: Yeah. Hear, hear. -ALL: Hear, hear. 549 00:25:30,893 --> 00:25:33,643 Shout out to Rhea for planning a wonderful funeral. 550 00:25:33,726 --> 00:25:36,684 I mean, (CHUCKLES) uh... memorial. 551 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,392 No, uh, evening. 552 00:25:39,517 --> 00:25:41,476 RHEA: Oh, please... 553 00:25:42,601 --> 00:25:45,601 It's my honor to salute a man... 554 00:25:45,684 --> 00:25:48,434 who will one day bury us all, no doubt. 555 00:25:49,684 --> 00:25:51,017 -KENDALL: Hear, hear. -CONNOR: Happy days. 556 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,434 -TOM: Hear, hear. Cheers. -SHIV: Cheers. 557 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:53,726 ROMAN: Cheerio, Dad. 558 00:25:53,809 --> 00:25:55,309 SHIV: (SIGHS) To Dad. 559 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,601 I have one in my backside. 560 00:26:03,684 --> 00:26:05,559 TOM: Just don't scratch it. 561 00:26:05,643 --> 00:26:09,643 Oh, God. I feel like it's weirder with one protester. 562 00:26:09,726 --> 00:26:13,100 Like, you don't know whether to make eye contact, or... 563 00:26:13,184 --> 00:26:16,017 TOM: Well, he really went with the first draft on that one. 564 00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,768 Still, to be fair, it's pretty effective. 565 00:26:17,851 --> 00:26:19,809 GREG: Apparently, it's less offensive over here. 566 00:26:19,893 --> 00:26:21,726 It's like calling someone a buddy. 567 00:26:21,809 --> 00:26:23,559 ROMAN: Look at this shit. Are you kidding me? 568 00:26:23,643 --> 00:26:26,351 If this place was in Brooklyn, it'd be worth five mil, easy. 569 00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:27,893 This is, like, fine. 570 00:26:27,975 --> 00:26:29,309 -CONNOR: It's totally fine. -ROMAN: Yeah. Yeah. 571 00:26:29,392 --> 00:26:31,184 CONNOR: I'd live here. 572 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:33,059 -CONNOR: I mean, I wouldn't but someone could. -(TABITHA LAUGHS) 573 00:26:33,142 --> 00:26:35,100 TABITHA: I mean, you told me he lived in an open sewer 574 00:26:35,184 --> 00:26:37,434 and was raised by rats but this is... 575 00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:39,267 Yeah, you should go peek in that window. 576 00:26:39,351 --> 00:26:40,517 That's for sure a bathroom. 577 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,643 And this fucker is pre-war. 578 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,559 There's no way Dad shat in a bucket. 579 00:26:44,643 --> 00:26:46,768 GREG: This stuff's making it worse. 580 00:26:46,851 --> 00:26:49,392 And I feel like this stuff is attracting midges. 581 00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:51,975 My sand mites are getting bitten by midges. 582 00:26:52,059 --> 00:26:53,601 Just stop. 583 00:26:53,684 --> 00:26:55,517 -I'm just uncomfortable in my skin right now. -Just stop. 584 00:26:55,601 --> 00:26:57,309 TOM: Oh, here we go. 585 00:26:57,392 --> 00:26:59,225 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 586 00:27:04,267 --> 00:27:06,225 MARCIA: Has it changed much? 587 00:27:06,309 --> 00:27:09,184 Yeah... Everything. 588 00:27:13,684 --> 00:27:14,726 What's he doing? 589 00:27:17,893 --> 00:27:20,934 Okay. There it is. 590 00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,184 What am I supposed to do? 591 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:26,559 I think maybe a photo. They've said you can go in. 592 00:27:26,643 --> 00:27:28,225 No. Thank you. 593 00:27:28,309 --> 00:27:29,517 Let's go. 594 00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,975 -GREG: Wait. Wait. -SHIV: What the fuck? 595 00:27:33,059 --> 00:27:34,309 Ah. Memories. 596 00:27:34,392 --> 00:27:36,809 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) So, I have an update. 597 00:27:36,893 --> 00:27:38,267 SHIV: Oh, yeah? 598 00:27:38,351 --> 00:27:40,392 James Weissel. We don't really want to bother your dad. 599 00:27:40,476 --> 00:27:42,975 -We know he's enjoying this. -(SCOFFS) Oh. Uh-huh. 600 00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:45,059 There's a call, and we might like your input. 601 00:27:45,142 --> 00:27:46,517 -GERRI: That okay? -Yeah. 602 00:27:46,601 --> 00:27:49,726 So, we made the threat/offer to Mr. Weaselman. 603 00:27:49,809 --> 00:27:51,643 Five rising to ten. 604 00:27:51,726 --> 00:27:53,434 But he said no. 605 00:27:53,517 --> 00:27:55,893 He said no to ten? Why would he say no to ten mil? 606 00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:58,184 I don't know, playing hardball? 607 00:27:58,267 --> 00:27:59,559 We need this to go away, 608 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,517 -so I'm gonna double the offer. -SHIV: Yeah. 609 00:28:01,601 --> 00:28:03,017 Anything to get him to roll, right? 610 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,434 Yeah, right. Sounds smart. 611 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,392 Okay. So, I just wanted to let you know. 612 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,100 Nice to keep your dad in a good mood 613 00:28:08,184 --> 00:28:09,309 for the festivities. 614 00:28:09,392 --> 00:28:10,434 Absolutely. 615 00:28:12,017 --> 00:28:15,225 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 616 00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:25,225 Mr. Roy. So happy you could make it. 617 00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:27,517 Well, let's see what my money bought, shall we? 618 00:28:27,601 --> 00:28:28,768 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 619 00:28:28,851 --> 00:28:30,851 -Everything's state of the art. -LOGAN: Hmm. 620 00:28:30,934 --> 00:28:33,768 Inking, web-offset press. 621 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,351 We like to say, 622 00:28:36,434 --> 00:28:38,476 we've got a better set up than most UK papers. 623 00:28:39,601 --> 00:28:40,975 Wow. 624 00:28:41,059 --> 00:28:45,392 A whole school for how to intern at a clickbait aggregator? 625 00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,684 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 626 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:50,017 "Ten reasons why you're never getting paid." 627 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,267 (CHUCKLES) 628 00:28:54,851 --> 00:28:57,142 I'm sorry, I have to ask. 629 00:28:58,059 --> 00:28:59,975 Why are you trying to fuck me? 630 00:29:01,309 --> 00:29:02,809 Trying to fuck you? What do you mean? 631 00:29:02,893 --> 00:29:05,851 Rose. We both know what that was. 632 00:29:08,351 --> 00:29:11,184 If anything, I'm just, uh, 633 00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:17,476 mildly offended on behalf of my sister and Frank, Gerri. 634 00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:20,351 And I wonder about the optics, but, uh, 635 00:29:20,434 --> 00:29:22,476 hey, my dad knows, so... 636 00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:26,267 -Yeah? -Even so. 637 00:29:26,351 --> 00:29:28,726 I don't know how you've done it, frankly. 638 00:29:30,559 --> 00:29:32,392 What with everything you've been through. 639 00:29:33,893 --> 00:29:34,975 Uh-huh. 640 00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:37,392 You're good, though. 641 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,768 (SCOFFS) Right. 642 00:29:38,851 --> 00:29:40,351 -Thank you. -No. 643 00:29:41,184 --> 00:29:42,601 You're good, 644 00:29:42,684 --> 00:29:45,476 but you're still in the rock tumbler right now. 645 00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:46,851 You're not ready. 646 00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:48,726 I'm good. 647 00:29:50,351 --> 00:29:51,893 I mean, I'm over my shit. 648 00:29:52,934 --> 00:29:54,809 And I've met someone new. 649 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,434 I mean, she is fantastic. 650 00:29:57,517 --> 00:29:59,975 And, uh, so, yeah, I'm-- 651 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:02,684 I'm not in the place you think I'm in. 652 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,392 No, it's okay. 653 00:30:06,851 --> 00:30:11,601 But when we're out on the other side of this all... 654 00:30:13,476 --> 00:30:15,517 it's you. 655 00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:19,351 RHEA: I'm telling you now. It's always been you. 656 00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:22,643 Well... 657 00:30:22,726 --> 00:30:23,893 thank you. 658 00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:27,392 I don't know about that, but thank you. 659 00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:36,142 (APPLAUSE) 660 00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,309 Um... They're asking if you want to stay for lunch. 661 00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:39,851 Fuck, no. 662 00:30:39,934 --> 00:30:42,267 I'll be sure to feed that back to them. "Fuck, no." Got it. 663 00:30:46,434 --> 00:30:49,267 Ah. Look who made it. 664 00:30:49,351 --> 00:30:51,975 Are you going to change the name of the airport, too? 665 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,351 As you fly off? 666 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,768 Marcia call you? 667 00:30:54,851 --> 00:30:56,851 EWAN ROY: No. Your new one. 668 00:30:56,934 --> 00:30:58,184 Oh, right. 669 00:30:58,267 --> 00:31:00,893 The Logan Roy School of Journalism. 670 00:31:01,768 --> 00:31:02,975 What's next? 671 00:31:03,059 --> 00:31:05,934 The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic? 672 00:31:06,017 --> 00:31:08,309 You, uh, had a poke around the town? 673 00:31:08,392 --> 00:31:09,726 I've seen enough. 674 00:31:09,809 --> 00:31:11,684 You've been spreading your name all over this place 675 00:31:11,768 --> 00:31:13,142 like it was graffiti. 676 00:31:13,225 --> 00:31:15,601 They tried to get me to go into the old house. 677 00:31:15,684 --> 00:31:16,809 Another plaque. 678 00:31:19,392 --> 00:31:23,351 I saw a mistle thrush at the bandstand. 679 00:31:23,434 --> 00:31:25,559 (LAUGHS) Sure, you did. 680 00:31:25,643 --> 00:31:27,726 -Oh, this old bastard. -(EWAN LAUGHS) 681 00:31:27,809 --> 00:31:30,726 LOGAN: I used to keep a log of the birds I'd see. 682 00:31:30,809 --> 00:31:32,975 Your grandpa would go through it 683 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,726 and scrub out the ones he didn't believe I'd seen. 684 00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:38,893 You were always fairly generous with your sightings. 685 00:31:38,975 --> 00:31:40,559 (PHONE BUZZING) 686 00:31:40,643 --> 00:31:43,017 -Yeah. -AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello, valued shareholder, 687 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,851 -you will soon have a critical decision to make... -LOGAN: What the fuck is this? 688 00:31:45,934 --> 00:31:47,392 ...regarding your investment in Waystar. 689 00:31:47,476 --> 00:31:48,517 (PHONE BEEPS) 690 00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:50,559 They're fucking robocalling me now. 691 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,392 I was gonna say, it's nice to see you and, uh, 692 00:31:52,476 --> 00:31:54,476 and the old brother having a chat. 693 00:31:55,643 --> 00:31:56,768 Yeah, well... 694 00:31:58,476 --> 00:32:00,059 GREG: Yeah, he's a tough old bird. 695 00:32:00,142 --> 00:32:03,684 -But-- But he's, uh-- he's-- -He's morally bankrupt. 696 00:32:03,768 --> 00:32:06,975 He's a nothing man who may well be... 697 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:11,059 more personally responsible for the death of this planet... 698 00:32:11,142 --> 00:32:13,601 than any other single human being. 699 00:32:13,684 --> 00:32:16,392 He also makes the Kalispitron franchise, 700 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,392 which is, uh, you know, solid, mediocre entertainment. 701 00:32:19,476 --> 00:32:22,142 In terms of the lives that will be lost 702 00:32:22,225 --> 00:32:24,851 by his whoring for the climate change deniers, 703 00:32:24,934 --> 00:32:28,225 there's a very persuasive argument to be made... 704 00:32:28,309 --> 00:32:30,142 that he's worse than Hitler. 705 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,017 (STUTTERS) Right, well... 706 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,351 And I'd appreciate it if you'd stop working for him. 707 00:32:40,934 --> 00:32:44,392 Okay, um, well... (STUTTERS) 708 00:32:44,476 --> 00:32:47,351 so, I have moved up significantly, 709 00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:49,184 and this might sound dumb, 710 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:52,225 but maybe I can kind of work it from the inside, 711 00:32:52,309 --> 00:32:54,225 -and that way-- -If you refuse, 712 00:32:54,309 --> 00:32:56,309 I think it's well within my rights... 713 00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:59,434 to remove your name from amongst the beneficiaries 714 00:32:59,517 --> 00:33:01,059 of my last will and testament. 715 00:33:01,142 --> 00:33:02,351 Okay. 716 00:33:03,601 --> 00:33:06,601 Because that's-- that's quite a pretty penny. 717 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:09,142 Around 250 mil. 718 00:33:09,225 --> 00:33:13,017 And I'm sure Greenpeace would be very much obliged. 719 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:15,934 No, de-- definitely, that is quite a pickle. 720 00:33:16,017 --> 00:33:18,517 -EWAN: Mm. -That is a tough one. 721 00:33:22,893 --> 00:33:24,809 -(SLOT MACHINE CHIMING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 722 00:33:24,893 --> 00:33:27,017 -Dude. (GROWLS PLAYFULLY) -Hey, brother. 723 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,559 Oh, my God, you smell like cotton candy. 724 00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:30,809 I almost want to lick your neck. (LAUGHS) 725 00:33:30,893 --> 00:33:32,309 Thanks for coming, man. 726 00:33:32,392 --> 00:33:34,517 My dad'll be very pleased when he sees, you know, 727 00:33:34,601 --> 00:33:36,476 old friends and... 728 00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:40,434 Hi, yes, sir. Yeah, I'll take one of those golden beauties. 729 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,225 What's this? 730 00:33:42,309 --> 00:33:44,726 Scottish. I'm thinking of getting in. 731 00:33:44,809 --> 00:33:46,351 Scottish kicky-ball? 732 00:33:46,434 --> 00:33:49,392 It looks like two eunuchs trying to fuck a letterbox. 733 00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:51,684 I'm liking the look of Hibs. Or Hearts. 734 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:52,851 -Yeah? -Mm. 735 00:33:52,934 --> 00:33:54,392 Hearts, that's my dad's team. 736 00:33:54,476 --> 00:33:56,809 The only childhood relic he can stomach. 737 00:33:56,893 --> 00:33:58,476 -Agent in Spain, big baller. -Mm-hm. 738 00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:01,392 I buy the club, he loans me nine shit hot players. 739 00:34:01,476 --> 00:34:02,893 -ROMAN: Mm-hm. -We climb the ladder, 740 00:34:02,975 --> 00:34:04,601 take the second Champion's League space, 741 00:34:04,684 --> 00:34:07,100 UEFA goes full European super-league, 742 00:34:07,184 --> 00:34:08,851 flip it, walk away. 743 00:34:08,934 --> 00:34:10,809 I have no idea what you're talking about, 744 00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:12,975 but it sounds fucking slick, dude. 745 00:34:13,059 --> 00:34:15,184 Slicker than cum on a dolphin's back. 746 00:34:15,267 --> 00:34:16,309 You want in? 747 00:34:16,392 --> 00:34:17,768 ROMAN: Hm. Maybe. 748 00:34:17,851 --> 00:34:21,726 Uh... But can we talk about what we talked about? 749 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:25,643 You know, a major injection, or even taking us private. 750 00:34:25,726 --> 00:34:26,851 Have you talked to your dad? 751 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,392 It's a conversation we can have. 752 00:34:28,476 --> 00:34:31,017 Then we should totally have that fucking conversation, 753 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:33,851 like two fucking auctioneers on coke. 754 00:34:33,934 --> 00:34:37,059 I have total 360 latitude to work on my father's behalf. 755 00:34:37,142 --> 00:34:39,643 Oh, cool. Same with me, with my dad, yeah. 756 00:34:39,726 --> 00:34:41,726 Fuck, it's weird how much we're the same. 757 00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:43,893 (INHALES SHARPLY, GROWLS PLAYFULLY) 758 00:34:43,975 --> 00:34:45,392 Attaboy. 759 00:34:45,476 --> 00:34:49,476 Sock it in the net sack, you crazy kick ball bastards. 760 00:34:49,559 --> 00:34:51,601 -Buy them with me. -Hmm? 761 00:34:51,684 --> 00:34:53,100 Fifty-fifty. 762 00:34:53,184 --> 00:34:55,392 Buy the-- them? The... 763 00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:58,225 Uh... Yeah, let me have a think. 764 00:34:58,309 --> 00:35:01,267 I mean, I don't really see a downside, other than... 765 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:03,851 zero knowledge or interest in Scottish football, 766 00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:06,851 but yeah, let me have a little think. Hearts. 767 00:35:07,476 --> 00:35:09,100 (JESSICA MOANS) 768 00:35:09,184 --> 00:35:10,768 KENDALL: Are you just looking at golf courses? 769 00:35:10,851 --> 00:35:12,476 -(CHUCKLES) -Like golf porn. 770 00:35:14,684 --> 00:35:16,934 Am I allowed to take those soaps in the bathroom? 771 00:35:17,017 --> 00:35:18,851 Yeah. Fuck it, take it all. 772 00:35:18,934 --> 00:35:21,309 -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -(JENNIFER SIGHS) 773 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:31,726 KENDALL: Yeah. 774 00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:33,643 -CONNOR: Hi. -KENDALL: Hey, Connor. 775 00:35:33,726 --> 00:35:36,184 -Whatcha doing? -Uh... We're just getting ready. 776 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:38,601 -CONNOR: Good. -KENDALL: What time's-- Uh... What time's the thing? 777 00:35:38,684 --> 00:35:41,392 I don't think the big surprise is until eight. 778 00:35:41,476 --> 00:35:44,392 -So... -Willa asked me to check in, 779 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:49,142 'cause Jennifer is, like, a key member of the cast. 780 00:35:49,225 --> 00:35:50,768 Would it be possible 781 00:35:50,851 --> 00:35:53,309 to send Jennifer back to be on stage? 782 00:35:53,392 --> 00:35:55,142 Well, no, I'm afraid, 783 00:35:55,225 --> 00:35:58,975 because Jennifer and I are currently engaged 784 00:35:59,059 --> 00:36:03,142 in one of the all-time great psychosexual expeditions. 785 00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:05,809 We're like the Lewis and Clarke of fucking. 786 00:36:05,893 --> 00:36:07,267 Come on, man. I'm begging you here. 787 00:36:07,351 --> 00:36:09,517 I-- I'm bleeding out. I can't afford this. 788 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:13,184 I'm sorry, dude, but, uh, that's showbiz. 789 00:36:13,267 --> 00:36:17,059 -I am very unhappy with this outcome. -KENDALL: I-- I know. I'm sorry. 790 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,517 (JENNIFER SCREAMS, LAUGHS) 791 00:36:21,601 --> 00:36:23,392 Not wanting to put a dampener on Rhea's celebrations 792 00:36:23,476 --> 00:36:26,184 or anything, but it's time we killed her dead. 793 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,601 Smash her skull in with a rock. 794 00:36:27,684 --> 00:36:28,809 -Nice. -KENDALL: Okay. 795 00:36:28,893 --> 00:36:30,601 Way to ease us in, sis. 796 00:36:30,684 --> 00:36:32,476 Will there be nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles. 797 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,517 SHIV: What I'm thinking is we just-- We tell him direct. 798 00:36:35,601 --> 00:36:38,100 We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it. 799 00:36:38,184 --> 00:36:40,392 -Should I maybe take the floor? -SHIV: Okay. 800 00:36:40,476 --> 00:36:43,351 Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? 801 00:36:43,434 --> 00:36:46,267 Or does a woman from outside actually make sense right now? 802 00:36:46,351 --> 00:36:49,517 (SCOFFS) Okay, right. Well, she-- she got to you. 803 00:36:49,601 --> 00:36:51,768 -No. Just-- -(SHIV SCOFFS) 804 00:36:51,851 --> 00:36:53,267 I'm fighting on two fronts 805 00:36:53,351 --> 00:36:55,100 and I might have to make a request to Dad 806 00:36:55,184 --> 00:36:56,643 about a bridge situation, 807 00:36:56,726 --> 00:36:59,434 -and she's been understanding. -This is bullshit. Ken? 808 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:01,351 -Well... -SHIV: Well? 809 00:37:01,434 --> 00:37:02,643 Oh, come on. 810 00:37:02,726 --> 00:37:04,975 Oh sh-- You're backing her too, rebounder? 811 00:37:05,059 --> 00:37:06,768 No, I-- I just... 812 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,893 -I just think that maybe... -SHIV: You just...? You are. 813 00:37:08,975 --> 00:37:10,100 ...you've overplayed your hand. 814 00:37:10,184 --> 00:37:12,267 Excuse me? How did she get to you? 815 00:37:12,351 --> 00:37:15,601 Oh, you think you'll be given another shot at some point, 816 00:37:15,684 --> 00:37:16,934 ever? No. 817 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:20,017 -And, Roman, you? No. -Ah, well, I mean... 818 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,726 No, she thinks you're a dipshit, 819 00:37:21,809 --> 00:37:23,559 or maybe you're just too much of a fucking dipshit to see that. 820 00:37:23,643 --> 00:37:25,392 Fuck you. I know more about this business than you. 821 00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:27,517 -More than any of you, actually. -Oh, Roman, no one gives a fuck 822 00:37:27,601 --> 00:37:29,893 -about management training. -Dad does. Gerri does. 823 00:37:29,975 --> 00:37:31,267 It's corporate daycare. 824 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,893 (MIMICS IN CHILDISH BABBLE, MAKES FART NOISE) 825 00:37:32,975 --> 00:37:34,351 -(CONNOR LAUGHS) -That's not a good retort! 826 00:37:34,434 --> 00:37:36,059 -Don't fucking laugh at that. -KENDALL: Shiv. 827 00:37:36,142 --> 00:37:38,351 -Thanks for taking this seriously. -ROMAN: I do. 828 00:37:38,434 --> 00:37:40,601 It's just... It's transparent. 829 00:37:40,684 --> 00:37:43,601 -Uh... -KENDALL: You know, Rhea's who Dad wants. 830 00:37:43,684 --> 00:37:45,309 Clearly. So... 831 00:37:45,392 --> 00:37:47,601 -SHIV: (LAUGHING) But he's wrong. -KENDALL: Yeah, but-- 832 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:50,017 -In case you want it in writing. -KENDALL: Maybe, you know, you should just, like-- 833 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,267 like, give it up. 834 00:37:51,351 --> 00:37:54,017 Full disclosure, I'm starting to like her. 835 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,684 (MOCKINGLY) Hmm. He likes her. 836 00:37:55,768 --> 00:37:57,309 Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, 837 00:37:57,392 --> 00:37:58,559 the first fucking pancake. 838 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,726 First pancake. Okay, thank you. 839 00:38:00,809 --> 00:38:02,768 You're a brat. You know, none of you have been through 840 00:38:02,851 --> 00:38:04,267 what I've been through, so just... 841 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:06,100 (MOCKINGLY) Aw! My mommy got sent to the booby hatch 842 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:08,142 -and now I'm sad. -Fuck off. 843 00:38:08,225 --> 00:38:10,059 I think you're being too emotional about this whole thing. 844 00:38:10,142 --> 00:38:12,100 -Oh, my fucking God. -ROMAN: I think he's trying... 845 00:38:12,184 --> 00:38:14,517 -Are you doing the emotional card on me? -...to mansplain things to you. 846 00:38:14,601 --> 00:38:16,601 -Fuck's sake. -I mean... 847 00:38:16,684 --> 00:38:18,267 I mean, I was gonna mansplain it to you, 848 00:38:18,351 --> 00:38:20,392 -but I think he did a very good job. -(SHIV SCOFFS) 849 00:38:21,476 --> 00:38:23,351 (INHALES SHARPLY) 850 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,809 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 851 00:38:25,893 --> 00:38:28,142 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 852 00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:31,017 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) 853 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,643 SHIV: Roman, Kendall and Connor. 854 00:38:32,726 --> 00:38:34,184 Basically, it was a fucking disaster. 855 00:38:34,267 --> 00:38:37,975 -TOM: Well, I'm sorry. -(SIGHS) No, we just need to... 856 00:38:38,059 --> 00:38:39,392 let him know, be very direct: 857 00:38:39,476 --> 00:38:40,934 she tried to put her hands down your pants. 858 00:38:41,017 --> 00:38:42,225 No! 859 00:38:42,309 --> 00:38:44,517 Seriously? That's not a normal thing to ask? 860 00:38:44,601 --> 00:38:46,517 SHIV: Not actually say that she tried to-- I don't know. 861 00:38:46,601 --> 00:38:49,142 And I mean because also, maybe, there is a world 862 00:38:49,225 --> 00:38:51,351 in which Rhea... 863 00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:53,893 makes more sense... for me 864 00:38:53,975 --> 00:38:57,517 is the-- is the truth. Maybe. 865 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,100 Excuse me? The woman who you barely know 866 00:39:00,184 --> 00:39:01,684 makes more sense to you than your wife? 867 00:39:01,768 --> 00:39:03,434 Oh, come on, it's complicated. 868 00:39:03,517 --> 00:39:04,975 -(SHIV SCOFFS) -Your dad is complicated. 869 00:39:05,059 --> 00:39:06,392 You think if you kill Rhea, 870 00:39:06,476 --> 00:39:08,351 he's just gonna give it back to you automatically? 871 00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:09,351 No. 872 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:12,059 Okay, well, Tom, I won't give up. 873 00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,601 I won't. 874 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:15,100 He made me a fucking offer, 875 00:39:15,184 --> 00:39:16,934 and I'm gonna redeem that coupon. 876 00:39:19,309 --> 00:39:21,517 So, we got, uh, the Lord Provost, 877 00:39:21,601 --> 00:39:24,434 the Chamber of Commerce, Leader of the Council... 878 00:39:24,517 --> 00:39:26,517 What? 20 to 30 faces? 879 00:39:26,601 --> 00:39:28,684 -Is that right? -I don't know. 880 00:39:28,768 --> 00:39:30,267 Je suis pas ta secretaire. 881 00:39:30,975 --> 00:39:32,142 Uh-huh. 882 00:39:32,225 --> 00:39:34,184 Uh... Look, you stay as long as you like, 883 00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:36,601 I'm gonna bolt after the soup, say I have calls. 884 00:39:36,684 --> 00:39:38,184 I just wanna get the fuck out. 885 00:39:38,267 --> 00:39:39,309 Okay. 886 00:39:43,975 --> 00:39:47,684 ♪ (TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH FOLK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 887 00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:58,309 EWAN: Feting the king. 888 00:39:59,934 --> 00:40:01,768 Tacitus comes to mind. 889 00:40:01,851 --> 00:40:05,059 Yeah, yeah. Tacitus. Classic Tacitus. 890 00:40:05,142 --> 00:40:09,059 He's made a wasteland and calls it an empire. 891 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:12,434 God, Tacitus... (STUTTERS) He just-- just-- 892 00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:14,309 All killer, no filler with him. 893 00:40:14,392 --> 00:40:16,225 Did he ever have a bad quote? 894 00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:19,267 Have you tendered your resignation? 895 00:40:19,351 --> 00:40:22,975 Just working that out in the old noggin still. 896 00:40:26,184 --> 00:40:27,225 CONNOR: Whoa. 897 00:40:28,517 --> 00:40:30,351 Apparently... 898 00:40:30,434 --> 00:40:32,684 we may be suffering from bad buzz. 899 00:40:32,768 --> 00:40:34,225 Whatever good buzz we had 900 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:37,434 has been wiped out by pervasive bad buzz. 901 00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:40,309 GERRI: Okay, news. Huddle. 902 00:40:41,893 --> 00:40:44,975 Okay, everyone. Here we go. Here we go. 903 00:40:45,059 --> 00:40:46,934 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 904 00:40:47,017 --> 00:40:48,768 Okay, everybody. 905 00:40:48,851 --> 00:40:53,351 Um... Bright eyes, and let's see those chompers. 906 00:40:54,684 --> 00:40:57,684 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 907 00:41:00,809 --> 00:41:03,309 ALL: Surprise! 908 00:41:03,392 --> 00:41:05,768 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 909 00:41:05,851 --> 00:41:08,059 LOGAN: Jesus H. Christ! 910 00:41:08,142 --> 00:41:11,434 ♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ 911 00:41:11,517 --> 00:41:12,851 They're all in there! 912 00:41:12,934 --> 00:41:15,351 I mean, I-- I-- I saw Peter fucking Magillan. 913 00:41:15,434 --> 00:41:17,017 Uh... Fucking Cyd. 914 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,184 Jeff Greenway. I mean, fuck me. 915 00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:20,893 I-- I thought it was supposed to be a-- 916 00:41:20,975 --> 00:41:24,351 -You know, a steak and a chat. -Rhea thought it would be nice. 917 00:41:25,392 --> 00:41:26,392 Well... 918 00:41:29,059 --> 00:41:30,100 Shall we? 919 00:41:31,517 --> 00:41:32,559 Oh. 920 00:41:36,851 --> 00:41:39,225 (CHEERING) 921 00:41:40,975 --> 00:41:42,267 (LOGAN GRUMBLES) 922 00:41:42,351 --> 00:41:44,559 (APPLAUSE) 923 00:41:48,142 --> 00:41:49,726 Wow. 924 00:41:49,809 --> 00:41:52,184 -(JENNIFER GASPS) -KENDALL: I've never seen these. -(PHONE CHIMES) 925 00:41:52,267 --> 00:41:54,351 Yeah, look at that. I think that's... 926 00:41:54,434 --> 00:41:55,893 maybe the Denver Chronicle. 927 00:41:55,975 --> 00:41:57,726 -(PHONE CHIMES) -I interned there. 928 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:00,684 KENDALL: Everything okay? 929 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,517 Oh. (INHALES SHARPLY) Yeah. It's-- (CLEARS THROAT) 930 00:42:04,601 --> 00:42:05,934 Word got around that I'm over here 931 00:42:06,017 --> 00:42:07,684 and people from the play are super-pissed. 932 00:42:07,768 --> 00:42:10,100 Oh. Don't worry, don't worry. We'll figure it out. Yeah? 933 00:42:10,184 --> 00:42:12,559 Okay. (GROANS) Okay. 934 00:42:12,643 --> 00:42:14,851 So, this was actually a pretty tough situation 935 00:42:14,934 --> 00:42:16,684 with the distribution, 936 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:19,142 -but my dad did this amazing-- -Has anyone ever told you 937 00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:22,643 that you talk about your dad, like... a lot? 938 00:42:23,434 --> 00:42:25,893 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh... 939 00:42:27,184 --> 00:42:29,184 No, I don't think they have. 940 00:42:29,267 --> 00:42:30,559 (CHUCKLES) I wasn't trying to be nasty, 941 00:42:30,643 --> 00:42:32,100 I was just pointing something out. 942 00:42:33,643 --> 00:42:36,559 No, it's cool, he's-- he's just a major presence 943 00:42:36,643 --> 00:42:38,017 in our lives. 944 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,434 Do you want to say hi? 945 00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:42,017 -Okay. Yeah. -Yeah? Yeah. 946 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,726 -I mean, he looks kind of busy. -Let's go. Yeah, no, no, no. 947 00:42:43,809 --> 00:42:45,142 -I want you to meet my dad. -JENNIFER: Okay. 948 00:42:45,225 --> 00:42:46,142 He's gonna love you. 949 00:42:46,225 --> 00:42:47,351 I've got a proposition for you. 950 00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:48,517 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 951 00:42:48,601 --> 00:42:50,059 So, we've got this opportunity 952 00:42:50,142 --> 00:42:52,100 for you to become involved financially in Willa's play, 953 00:42:52,184 --> 00:42:53,601 which I don't know if you've been hearing, 954 00:42:53,684 --> 00:42:55,100 but the buzz is excellent. 955 00:42:55,184 --> 00:42:56,559 -Hmm. Hmm. -You know? 956 00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:58,434 So, I'd really like to talk to you about that, 957 00:42:58,517 --> 00:43:00,726 -if I could. Just, you know... -Uh... 958 00:43:00,809 --> 00:43:02,851 Hey, Dad. This is Jennifer. 959 00:43:02,934 --> 00:43:04,225 -JENNIFER: Hi. (CHUCKLES) -Ah. 960 00:43:04,309 --> 00:43:05,392 Pleasure to meet you. 961 00:43:05,476 --> 00:43:07,142 It's nice to meet you, too. 962 00:43:08,643 --> 00:43:10,809 Yeah, and congratulations, too. This is so awesome. 963 00:43:11,809 --> 00:43:14,434 -Thank you. -JENNIFER: Yeah. 964 00:43:14,517 --> 00:43:17,809 KENDALL: Jennifer's really amazing, and, uh... 965 00:43:17,893 --> 00:43:19,851 -(CHUCKLES) Thanks. -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 966 00:43:20,851 --> 00:43:22,559 -She's in theatre. -Ah. 967 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,225 JENNIFER: Well, not really. 968 00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:27,184 Well... (CHUCKLES) I mean, you are. You are... 969 00:43:28,267 --> 00:43:29,934 -You are. -(GIGGLES) Shh. 970 00:43:30,017 --> 00:43:32,017 Anyways, this is so awesome. 971 00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:34,684 Yes, it is. 972 00:43:35,768 --> 00:43:37,975 (CLOCKS TONGUE) I, uh... 973 00:43:38,059 --> 00:43:40,017 I should really mingle, uh... 974 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,517 -So good to meet you. -JENNIFER: Yeah. 975 00:43:51,309 --> 00:43:52,768 Seen Kendall's latest? 976 00:43:52,851 --> 00:43:54,476 Uh... Yeah. 977 00:43:54,559 --> 00:43:57,392 -Mind like a balloon. -(SHIV CHUCKLES) 978 00:43:57,476 --> 00:43:59,225 SHIV: Uh-huh. 979 00:43:59,309 --> 00:44:01,726 Hey, uh, you wanna... (INHALES SHARPLY) 980 00:44:01,809 --> 00:44:03,309 You wanna call a truce for tonight? 981 00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:04,559 LOGAN: Okay. 982 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,142 SHIV: I got you something. 983 00:44:07,225 --> 00:44:08,893 Oh. Thank you. 984 00:44:11,975 --> 00:44:13,059 LOGAN: Nice. 985 00:44:14,059 --> 00:44:16,100 Oh, nice houses. 986 00:44:16,184 --> 00:44:17,893 -Uh-huh. Yeah, these are... -Lovely. 987 00:44:17,975 --> 00:44:20,975 These are our houses, Dad. 988 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:22,684 -They're all ours. -Really? 989 00:44:22,768 --> 00:44:23,851 Yeah. Malibu. 990 00:44:23,934 --> 00:44:25,643 -Uh-huh. -You remember... 991 00:44:25,726 --> 00:44:29,434 Huh. Quality work. 992 00:44:31,225 --> 00:44:32,768 Don't like the past too much, huh? 993 00:44:34,225 --> 00:44:35,975 I do. I do. 994 00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:40,934 It's, uh... it's just there's so much of it. 995 00:44:42,184 --> 00:44:44,809 The future is real, but... 996 00:44:45,643 --> 00:44:47,809 the past, well, it's... 997 00:44:48,434 --> 00:44:50,517 Yeah. Um... 998 00:44:50,601 --> 00:44:51,975 It's all made up. 999 00:44:53,684 --> 00:44:56,434 It's, um... bad this time. 1000 00:44:59,184 --> 00:45:01,684 LOGAN: (SIGHS) She doesn't drink... 1001 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:05,392 Uh... She's got my contacts 1002 00:45:05,476 --> 00:45:08,392 and everyone, everyone is here. 1003 00:45:08,476 --> 00:45:09,934 And I didn't know a thing. 1004 00:45:11,267 --> 00:45:12,184 Yeah. 1005 00:45:12,267 --> 00:45:14,517 -She's blue, you know? -Uh-huh. 1006 00:45:14,601 --> 00:45:15,809 LOGAN: She's liberal. 1007 00:45:15,893 --> 00:45:17,643 Well, yeah, but so am I. 1008 00:45:17,726 --> 00:45:19,059 -Yeah, but you fucking get it. -Kinda-- 1009 00:45:19,142 --> 00:45:21,893 -You fucking get it. You know? -(SHIV LAUGHS) 1010 00:45:21,975 --> 00:45:24,934 I mean, she told me she drank. 1011 00:45:25,017 --> 00:45:26,601 I shared a whisky with her. 1012 00:45:26,684 --> 00:45:29,059 -Mm-hm. -Prick tease. 1013 00:45:29,142 --> 00:45:30,476 Oh, we don't use that anymore. 1014 00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:32,059 Oh, yeah. I know, I know. 1015 00:45:32,142 --> 00:45:36,059 All sorts of useful fucking words have gone that way. 1016 00:45:36,142 --> 00:45:37,392 (SHIV SNORTS) 1017 00:45:37,476 --> 00:45:38,975 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1018 00:45:41,225 --> 00:45:42,351 I'm worried. 1019 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:44,809 -SHIV: Don't worry, Dad. -Is it-- 1020 00:45:46,225 --> 00:45:47,476 Have I got it right? 1021 00:45:48,643 --> 00:45:49,684 LOGAN: Huh? 1022 00:45:51,142 --> 00:45:52,184 'Cause... 1023 00:45:53,934 --> 00:45:58,517 You're smart. You are smart. 1024 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,517 GERRI: I-- 'Scuse me, sorry to interrupt. 1025 00:46:02,601 --> 00:46:04,601 Just wanted to, um, ask you something 1026 00:46:04,684 --> 00:46:06,643 -about the procedures tonight. -LOGAN: Oh, sure. 1027 00:46:06,726 --> 00:46:09,434 -GERRI: Question about cake. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I, uh... 1028 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,768 -I gotta go to the pisser. -Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1029 00:46:11,851 --> 00:46:14,684 -Where is it? -GERRI: Just-- Oh, I think it's that way. 1030 00:46:16,476 --> 00:46:17,809 LOGAN: Hey. 1031 00:46:19,809 --> 00:46:21,559 (FAUCET RUNNING) 1032 00:46:21,643 --> 00:46:23,100 Uncle Logs. 1033 00:46:23,184 --> 00:46:24,392 Hey, I just, uh-- 1034 00:46:24,476 --> 00:46:26,017 I just wanted to say "Happy Night." 1035 00:46:27,643 --> 00:46:28,684 Uh-huh. 1036 00:46:29,476 --> 00:46:31,017 I don't know, uh... 1037 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:33,184 (TOWEL DISPENSER WHIRS) 1038 00:46:33,267 --> 00:46:35,017 I don't know. I just wanted to, uh... 1039 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:39,100 (STUTTERS) It may be that I've reached the end of the road 1040 00:46:39,184 --> 00:46:41,559 in terms of, uh-- of-- of like... 1041 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:46,184 What? 1042 00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:48,726 My grandpa has made it clear 1043 00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:50,726 that if I want to secure my future, 1044 00:46:50,809 --> 00:46:54,893 then I need to sever my links. Negotiate a bit of a "Grexit." 1045 00:46:55,726 --> 00:46:56,768 Did he now? 1046 00:46:58,601 --> 00:47:01,975 It has been a pleasure, um... 1047 00:47:02,059 --> 00:47:04,809 work-- doing business with you, and I've learned a lot. 1048 00:47:04,893 --> 00:47:06,643 And I hope that, um... 1049 00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,893 I hope that I brought something to the table, too. 1050 00:47:10,434 --> 00:47:11,559 I like you, Greg. 1051 00:47:12,809 --> 00:47:15,768 Oh. O-- Okay. Right. 1052 00:47:15,851 --> 00:47:18,351 I do. I like you. 1053 00:47:19,809 --> 00:47:21,100 What did he say? 1054 00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:23,059 He threatened to cut me off. 1055 00:47:23,142 --> 00:47:24,643 He won't do that. 1056 00:47:24,726 --> 00:47:27,517 He's too much of a fucking coward. 1057 00:47:27,601 --> 00:47:31,517 That's why his whole life has amounted to nothing. 1058 00:47:31,601 --> 00:47:36,601 But you know, in the end, it's up to you, kiddo. Hmm? 1059 00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,267 Yeah. 1060 00:47:38,351 --> 00:47:39,601 Uncle Fun... 1061 00:47:41,809 --> 00:47:43,225 or Grandpa Grumps. 1062 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:54,100 So, I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed 1063 00:47:54,184 --> 00:47:56,184 "What the Fuck are We Gonna Do" committee. 1064 00:47:56,267 --> 00:47:59,225 So we made the second threat slash offer to Mr. Weissel 1065 00:47:59,309 --> 00:48:01,351 -and he said no. -To what? 1066 00:48:01,434 --> 00:48:02,684 He said no to everything. 1067 00:48:02,768 --> 00:48:06,267 We offered 20 million dollars. Didn't flinch. 1068 00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:08,434 No fear of the cost of legal action. 1069 00:48:08,517 --> 00:48:09,726 Zero appetite to settle. 1070 00:48:09,809 --> 00:48:11,684 We asked for a number. Any number. 1071 00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:14,559 -Apparently, this is no number. -SHIV: There's no number? 1072 00:48:14,643 --> 00:48:17,726 And there's obviously something going on under the water. 1073 00:48:17,809 --> 00:48:19,726 -We think he has a backer? -Who? 1074 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:22,100 Could be anyone who has a grudge against Waystar. 1075 00:48:22,184 --> 00:48:25,684 Get a phone book. I mean, it's a very long list. 1076 00:48:25,768 --> 00:48:28,517 It's all likely to come out: the shadow logs, 1077 00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:31,643 -NDA, domino unraveling. -Oh, mother! 1078 00:48:31,726 --> 00:48:34,184 It's spiraling. It's moving fast. 1079 00:48:34,267 --> 00:48:37,768 We hear the weasel. The weasel is negotiating to go on TV 1080 00:48:37,851 --> 00:48:39,517 -and spill his guts. Yeah. -Oh, fuck. 1081 00:48:39,601 --> 00:48:41,142 -GERRI: Uh-huh. It's gonna be huge. -Fuck. 1082 00:48:41,225 --> 00:48:42,975 It's gonna blow wide open. 1083 00:48:43,059 --> 00:48:44,934 Sour any CEO announcement. 1084 00:48:44,975 --> 00:48:46,934 The new face is gonna get ripped to shreds. 1085 00:48:47,017 --> 00:48:49,517 HUGO: Short term question is: 1086 00:48:49,601 --> 00:48:52,809 When... do we tell him? Do we tell him tonight? 1087 00:48:52,893 --> 00:48:54,100 Anyone want to end the night 1088 00:48:54,184 --> 00:48:55,434 with a round of Boar on the Floor? 1089 00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:58,059 FRANK: Big picture, I mean... (SIGHS) 1090 00:48:58,142 --> 00:49:00,559 The weasel is an existential threat. 1091 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,643 (INHALES) Okay. 1092 00:49:07,392 --> 00:49:08,975 We give him the night off. 1093 00:49:09,059 --> 00:49:11,934 Let him enjoy the night. We'll tell him tomorrow. 1094 00:49:12,017 --> 00:49:13,768 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1095 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,934 And if I had to tell him you made the call, 1096 00:49:16,017 --> 00:49:17,559 would you still be happy with the call? 1097 00:49:18,768 --> 00:49:19,934 That's the call. 1098 00:49:20,017 --> 00:49:22,142 Uh... Good evening, everyone. 1099 00:49:22,225 --> 00:49:24,476 It's a pleasure to have you here tonight 1100 00:49:24,559 --> 00:49:28,017 to honor my dad's life and work. 1101 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,517 (APPLAUSE) 1102 00:49:29,601 --> 00:49:34,100 So, when Rhea was planning this, she asked me to help out 1103 00:49:34,184 --> 00:49:38,726 with, um... with a little tribute to the certain... 1104 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:40,893 flavor. 1105 00:49:40,975 --> 00:49:44,893 And after a lot of convincing, well... 1106 00:49:44,975 --> 00:49:47,059 -Here we are. -♪ (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1107 00:49:47,142 --> 00:49:49,017 Is he about to strip? 1108 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,225 -KENDALL: Just remember I'm not a professional. -Think he's going to masturbate 1109 00:49:51,309 --> 00:49:52,726 onstage to a photo of Dad. 1110 00:49:52,809 --> 00:49:54,726 KENDALL: My boy Squiggle cooked up this beat for me. 1111 00:49:55,684 --> 00:49:57,225 Check it. 1112 00:49:57,309 --> 00:49:59,267 ♪ Born on the North Bank King of the East Side ♪ 1113 00:49:59,351 --> 00:50:01,643 ♪ Fifty years strong now He's rollin' in a sick ride ♪ 1114 00:50:01,726 --> 00:50:03,726 ♪ Handmade suits Raking in loot ♪ 1115 00:50:03,809 --> 00:50:07,017 -♪ Five star general Y'all best salute, yo ♪ -ROMAN: Oh, no. 1116 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:10,726 -No. Jesus, no. No. -TABITHA: (LAUGHS) Oh, my God! 1117 00:50:10,809 --> 00:50:11,851 Ken.W.A. 1118 00:50:11,934 --> 00:50:13,059 (RAPPING CONTINUES) 1119 00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:15,017 I mean it's... it is burning my eyes, 1120 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:16,601 but I cannot look away. 1121 00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:19,017 ♪ L to the OG ♪ 1122 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:20,851 ♪ Dude be the OG ♪ 1123 00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:22,809 ♪ A-N he playin' ♪ 1124 00:50:24,225 --> 00:50:26,684 ♪ Playin' like a pro, see ♪ 1125 00:50:26,768 --> 00:50:29,059 ♪ L to the OG ♪ 1126 00:50:29,142 --> 00:50:30,934 ♪ Dude be the OG ♪ 1127 00:50:31,017 --> 00:50:32,809 ♪ A-N he playin' ♪ 1128 00:50:34,184 --> 00:50:35,684 ♪ Playin' like a pro ♪ 1129 00:50:35,768 --> 00:50:37,100 Make some noise! 1130 00:50:37,184 --> 00:50:38,975 -♪ A1 ratings, 80K wine ♪ -(CROWD CHEERS) 1131 00:50:39,059 --> 00:50:41,726 ♪ Never gonna stop, baby Fuck father time, bro ♪ 1132 00:50:41,809 --> 00:50:43,934 ♪ Don't get it twisted I've been through hell ♪ 1133 00:50:44,017 --> 00:50:46,517 ♪ But since I stan Dad I'm alive and well ♪ 1134 00:50:46,601 --> 00:50:49,017 ♪ Shaper of views Creator of news ♪ 1135 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:51,351 ♪ Father of many Paid all his dues ♪ 1136 00:50:51,434 --> 00:50:54,059 ♪ So don't try to run Your mouth at the king ♪ 1137 00:50:54,142 --> 00:50:56,726 ♪ Just pucker up, bitch And go kiss the ring ♪ 1138 00:50:56,809 --> 00:50:59,017 ♪ L to the OG ♪ 1139 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,809 ♪ Dude be the OG ♪ 1140 00:51:00,893 --> 00:51:02,934 ♪ A-N he playin' ♪ 1141 00:51:03,017 --> 00:51:06,434 -Make some noise! -(CROWD CHEERS) 1142 00:51:06,517 --> 00:51:11,559 ♪ When I say L, you say OG ♪ 1143 00:51:11,643 --> 00:51:14,017 ♪ L to the... ♪ 1144 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:16,476 -♪ L to the... ♪ -CROWD: ♪ OG ♪ 1145 00:51:16,559 --> 00:51:18,851 -♪ L to the... ♪ -You need to stop this. 1146 00:51:18,934 --> 00:51:21,643 -♪ L to the... ♪ -♪ OG ♪ 1147 00:51:21,726 --> 00:51:23,017 ♪ L to the... ♪ 1148 00:51:24,142 --> 00:51:29,768 ♪ L to the motherfucking OG ♪ 1149 00:51:29,851 --> 00:51:31,975 -I think this might be the end of the company. -(CHEERING) 1150 00:51:32,059 --> 00:51:34,684 We might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment 1151 00:51:34,768 --> 00:51:36,017 that we never get out of. 1152 00:51:36,100 --> 00:51:38,559 Dundee in the motherfucking house. 1153 00:51:38,643 --> 00:51:41,893 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1154 00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:44,809 If I can get your attention. 1155 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:49,975 Some appreciations of the man, the legend, Logan Roy. 1156 00:51:50,059 --> 00:51:51,726 (APPLAUSE) 1157 00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:54,851 KENDALL: (ON FILM) Hey, Dad. Hey, everybody. 1158 00:51:55,351 --> 00:51:56,809 Um... 1159 00:51:56,893 --> 00:52:00,975 Yeah, you all know that I've had my ups and downs... 1160 00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:02,809 you could say. 1161 00:52:02,893 --> 00:52:04,142 And, um... 1162 00:52:05,684 --> 00:52:10,768 What you might not know is that my dad has been the one 1163 00:52:10,851 --> 00:52:13,851 who's been to meet me at my lowest moments... 1164 00:52:13,975 --> 00:52:17,184 Hey, uh, sorry to interrupt. You remember Eduard? 1165 00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:19,975 Just wanna say congrats on a lifetime of kicking ass. 1166 00:52:20,059 --> 00:52:22,225 Thanks. I'm not dead yet. 1167 00:52:22,309 --> 00:52:26,934 Um... Also, I got you a present. We actually got you a present. 1168 00:52:27,017 --> 00:52:29,267 We bought the Hearts. 1169 00:52:29,351 --> 00:52:30,975 WOMAN: (ON FILM) Logan, happy anniversary... 1170 00:52:31,059 --> 00:52:33,267 -The Hearts? -Mm-hm! 1171 00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:35,351 -Hearts Football Club? -Mm-hm! 1172 00:52:36,684 --> 00:52:38,893 -Why? -Why-- Because it's the Hearts. 1173 00:52:38,975 --> 00:52:40,351 It's your team. 1174 00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:43,267 -I'm Hibs. -You're Hibs? 1175 00:52:44,392 --> 00:52:45,975 -Really? -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 1176 00:52:46,059 --> 00:52:47,559 Are you sure? 1177 00:52:47,643 --> 00:52:50,975 I thought you were Hearts. I'm pretty sure, Dad. 1178 00:52:51,059 --> 00:52:53,726 You know, maybe you're right. 1179 00:52:53,809 --> 00:52:58,517 How would I know what team I supported all my fucking life? 1180 00:52:58,601 --> 00:53:01,267 I mean, maybe I support Kilmarnock. 1181 00:53:01,351 --> 00:53:03,225 Or Fucklechester Rangers? 1182 00:53:03,309 --> 00:53:05,684 I mean, how can I fucking possibly fucking know? 1183 00:53:05,768 --> 00:53:09,434 If it's any consolation, I'm horrible at gift buying. 1184 00:53:09,517 --> 00:53:11,351 Yeah. Always get the wrong thing. 1185 00:53:11,434 --> 00:53:13,059 Oh, hey, it's me. Watch it. 1186 00:53:13,142 --> 00:53:15,476 ROMAN: (ON FILM) What can I say? Congrats on a thousand years... 1187 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:17,517 -Hey. -LOGAN: Hey, Shiv. 1188 00:53:17,601 --> 00:53:20,643 Listen, I-- I really-- I really am... 1189 00:53:20,726 --> 00:53:24,601 wondering about this. Rhea. 1190 00:53:24,684 --> 00:53:29,517 Dad. Listen. You gotta do what you think is right. 1191 00:53:29,601 --> 00:53:31,768 Yeah? That's all there is. 1192 00:53:34,267 --> 00:53:37,434 And she's the one. For now, she's the one. 1193 00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:42,434 SHIV (ON FILM): Hey, Dad. Congrats! 1194 00:53:42,517 --> 00:53:44,309 Uh... (SCOFFS) 1195 00:53:44,392 --> 00:53:46,017 Look, I know how you hate all this bullshit, 1196 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:49,517 so I'll just say... "Fuck you, Dad," 1197 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,559 and I wish we were having wine instead of being here 1198 00:53:51,643 --> 00:53:54,184 with all these people who are scared of you. 1199 00:53:55,893 --> 00:53:57,267 (CHUCKLES) 1200 00:53:57,351 --> 00:53:59,601 Just try your gut. Yeah? 1201 00:53:59,684 --> 00:54:01,559 You can't give it to me 1202 00:54:01,643 --> 00:54:03,601 or anyone else because of sentiment. 1203 00:54:04,643 --> 00:54:05,684 You know that. 1204 00:54:06,809 --> 00:54:07,934 Thank you, darling. 1205 00:54:08,975 --> 00:54:10,267 Thank you. 1206 00:54:10,351 --> 00:54:12,225 Yeah. 1207 00:54:12,309 --> 00:54:14,434 ASSISTANT: 30 seconds to VT, Mr. Roy. 1208 00:54:18,643 --> 00:54:20,017 You all right? 1209 00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,768 -Was it-- Was it all too much? -(APPLAUSE) 1210 00:54:21,851 --> 00:54:23,684 I'm not crazy about surprises. 1211 00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:28,184 LOGAN: Uh... 1212 00:54:28,267 --> 00:54:32,059 I wasn't expecting so many friendly faces. 1213 00:54:32,142 --> 00:54:34,934 I mean, you got me, you bastards. 1214 00:54:35,017 --> 00:54:37,309 -You know, you really got me. -(LAUGHING) 1215 00:54:37,392 --> 00:54:39,142 Uh... 1216 00:54:39,225 --> 00:54:41,975 But seriously, no. I'm touched. 1217 00:54:42,893 --> 00:54:44,684 Um... 1218 00:54:44,768 --> 00:54:48,100 Some people say that I'm wedded to my work. 1219 00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:51,517 Just ask any of my wives. 1220 00:54:51,601 --> 00:54:52,851 (SCATTERED CHUCKLING) 1221 00:54:52,934 --> 00:54:56,100 But I'm amazed at what Waystar has achieved 1222 00:54:56,184 --> 00:54:58,392 over the last 50 years. 1223 00:54:58,476 --> 00:55:04,643 And I'm proud of my family, who have helped me get here. 1224 00:55:04,726 --> 00:55:10,934 And it seems to me that now, after 50 years at the helm... 1225 00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:16,893 now might be a smart time to think about... 1226 00:55:16,975 --> 00:55:21,225 who will help me write the next chapter. 1227 00:55:23,309 --> 00:55:27,225 I'm gonna announce tonight, in due course, 1228 00:55:27,309 --> 00:55:29,059 I shall be appointing... 1229 00:55:31,726 --> 00:55:33,100 Rhea Jarrell... 1230 00:55:34,309 --> 00:55:37,017 as my chief executive officer. 1231 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:39,684 -(APPLAUSE) -LOGAN: Statement to follow. 1232 00:55:43,267 --> 00:55:46,267 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1233 00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:09,893 Hey! That was pretty intense. 1234 00:56:09,975 --> 00:56:11,100 (SIGHS) 1235 00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:12,768 Uh... 1236 00:56:13,851 --> 00:56:14,934 Yeah. 1237 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,100 You, um... (CHUCKLES) 1238 00:56:24,643 --> 00:56:27,142 You said-- You said "awesome" a lot. 1239 00:56:27,975 --> 00:56:30,601 (CHUCKLES) What? 1240 00:56:30,684 --> 00:56:33,684 (CHUCKLES) You said "awesome" a lot 1241 00:56:33,768 --> 00:56:36,059 when you were talking to my dad. 1242 00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:40,309 Did I? (CHUCKLES) Okay. I didn't notice that. 1243 00:56:40,392 --> 00:56:42,434 It's fine. It was just-- It was funny. 1244 00:56:46,684 --> 00:56:48,059 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1245 00:56:48,142 --> 00:56:50,434 You're freezing. Let me-- Let me get your coat. 1246 00:56:50,517 --> 00:56:52,142 -I'll be right back. -Okay. 1247 00:56:57,309 --> 00:56:59,768 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1248 00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,142 Hey, can we get Jennifer on the first flight outta here? 1249 00:57:02,225 --> 00:57:04,142 Sure thing. Everything okay? 1250 00:57:04,225 --> 00:57:05,684 Uh... Yeah. Good. 1251 00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:08,434 Maybe-- Hey. Hey, Tony. 1252 00:57:08,517 --> 00:57:13,392 Maybe, um... let her know I might be tied up. Okay. 1253 00:57:16,017 --> 00:57:17,142 Excuse me. 1254 00:57:27,184 --> 00:57:29,684 -Nice night, eh? -Mm-hm. 1255 00:57:31,309 --> 00:57:32,726 You okay? 1256 00:57:32,809 --> 00:57:37,434 You told me nothing about you stepping aside. Why? 1257 00:57:37,517 --> 00:57:38,684 I apologize. 1258 00:57:39,517 --> 00:57:41,643 You broke something here. 1259 00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:43,184 I didn't like it... 1260 00:57:44,434 --> 00:57:47,142 when you told me that I should sell my company. 1261 00:57:49,559 --> 00:57:51,851 You hear what you wanna hear, 1262 00:57:51,934 --> 00:57:55,059 then you punish me for something I didn't say. 1263 00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:57,601 I may have made some misjudgments. 1264 00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:00,392 You're careless. 1265 00:58:00,476 --> 00:58:03,851 -You've been careless of me. -Marcia. 1266 00:58:03,934 --> 00:58:07,559 I'm bored. You are boring me. 1267 00:58:08,975 --> 00:58:11,934 Excuse me, it's time for the plaque now, Mr. Roy. 1268 00:58:13,517 --> 00:58:14,643 -I'm going. -LOGAN: Marcia. 1269 00:58:14,726 --> 00:58:16,601 Don't be fucking stupid. It's a plaque. 1270 00:58:16,684 --> 00:58:20,601 (WHISPERS) Oh, God forbid, I will miss the plaque. Right? 1271 00:58:20,684 --> 00:58:24,059 Your shiny little gravestone. 1272 00:58:28,309 --> 00:58:30,975 Guess you'll have to face your reckoning alone. 1273 00:58:32,184 --> 00:58:34,059 Mother would have hated all this. 1274 00:58:35,142 --> 00:58:36,934 And that trash you call news. 1275 00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:40,225 Now, we last saw her when you were five... 1276 00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:42,559 and I was four... 1277 00:58:42,643 --> 00:58:44,684 but you know what kind of journalism 1278 00:58:44,768 --> 00:58:46,184 she would've approved of? 1279 00:58:46,267 --> 00:58:49,768 I know she never would've approved of what you've become. 1280 00:58:49,851 --> 00:58:53,017 What? Your meal ticket? 1281 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,517 I'm just surprised you're still standing. 1282 00:58:55,601 --> 00:58:58,225 Any other man would've died from the shame. 1283 00:58:58,309 --> 00:59:00,142 -Uh-huh. -It's hard to know 1284 00:59:00,225 --> 00:59:01,768 which is more toxic: 1285 00:59:01,851 --> 00:59:05,434 your news outlets or your cruise division. 1286 00:59:05,517 --> 00:59:08,684 All those years blaming yourself for Rose. 1287 00:59:08,768 --> 00:59:11,684 -I'm not interested. -That really wasn't your fault. 1288 00:59:13,643 --> 00:59:14,851 This, though... 1289 00:59:15,809 --> 00:59:16,934 This is your fault. 1290 00:59:19,225 --> 00:59:20,809 This empire of shit. 1291 00:59:23,309 --> 00:59:24,351 Time to pay up. 1292 00:59:26,184 --> 00:59:29,142 MC: Ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. 1293 00:59:31,643 --> 00:59:34,309 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1294 00:59:39,517 --> 00:59:40,975 (APPLAUSE) 1295 00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:43,643 MC: The Helen Elspeth Roy College! 1296 00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:53,726 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 1297 01:00:56,392 --> 01:00:58,225 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1298 01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:03,684 WOMAN: Sexual exploitation, 1299 01:01:03,768 --> 01:01:07,351 violence, hidden by cover-ups and corruption 1300 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:08,643 inside Waystar. 1301 01:01:08,726 --> 01:01:10,184 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1302 01:01:11,392 --> 01:01:12,392 Gregory Hirsch. 1303 01:01:12,476 --> 01:01:14,726 Is that someone known to you, Mr. Wambsgams? 1304 01:01:14,809 --> 01:01:15,851 Uh, no, no, sorry. 1305 01:01:16,184 --> 01:01:17,184 No, Tom? 1306 01:01:17,267 --> 01:01:21,017 As the next CEO, it might be wise to keep clean. 1307 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:22,059 That scares me. 1308 01:01:22,726 --> 01:01:25,100 Any chance you guys have the muscle to take us private? 1309 01:01:25,893 --> 01:01:28,184 Outside! I can't have this now! 1310 01:01:28,934 --> 01:01:32,434 Ten bad minutes on camera in D.C.... 1311 01:01:33,684 --> 01:01:35,392 That could be it, the end. 1312 01:01:35,601 --> 01:01:37,809 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 1313 01:01:38,305 --> 01:02:38,544 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today